The Western One in Admiral. Size:large

The Western One in Admiral. Size:largeMeet the Western One. They wear bolo ties to Balthazar and never need a reservation because they play poker with the matre d'. They know how to play Oops I Did It Again on the harmonica and frequently use it as a party trick. They always have a slight suntan. They call their friends kid and their best friends idiot. Youll dream of open, starry skies and bonfires. Likes: Fringe in all its forms, Johnny Cash, Razzles Dislikes: OJ from concentrate,

We believe a little controlled chaos keeps things interesting

Likes: Tinsel

They give terrible advice but have fabulous recommendations so it all evens out

This is the next best thing

Likes: Well-curated mixtapes

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they can be a little… high maintenance

Our Nightdress was specifically designed without belt loops

soft pretzels

they mean not bringing dishonor on the family or letting your freak flag fly too high

Dislikes: Alarm clocks

being late