“These Gays! They’re Trying to Murder Me!” Motel Keychain – Laser-Cut Acrylic Studs

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“These Gays! They’re Trying to Murder Me!” Motel Keychain – Laser-Cut Acrylic StudsFor the drama queens, meme lords, and Jennifer Coolidge fans everywherethis one's for you. Our These Gays! Theyre Trying to Murder Me! motel style keychain is the perfect chaotic accessory to broadcast your pop culture obsession (and maybe a little existential flair). Laser cut from translucent sea glass green acrylic and engraved with a dash of sparkle and sass, this retro key tag is handmade with care at Luna B Studios in Portland, Oregon. Whether

queer pride

trendsetter

Because freedom isn't freedom if it's only for some people

Made in small batches by Luna B Jewelry in Portland

or neon green acrylic

these literary statement earrings say what your tote bag’s been shouting for years: you can’t silence the story

perfect for those with sensitive lobes

they shine with every turn of your head

and packaged with love

sterling plated

or kid-centered spaces

you're queer

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