Carry A Big Lens T-Shirt large-format

Carry A Big Lens T-Shirt large-formatSpeak softly and carry a big lens. Theodore Roosevelt Rough Rider, conservationist, the president who safeguarded vast stretches of wild America reworked into the patron saint of telephoto. His real line was speak softly and carry a big stick; the joke writes itself once you swap the stick for a metre of glass. If TR were alive today he would absolutely be the man in the hide at dawn with the largest lens on the field, and he would not apologise for

A funny photographer t-shirt built on the f-stop scale — for anyone who has ever fought their aperture and the depth of field that came with it

just a flag and a calling

the blown highlights

There are not

Against the soft

The DSLR has exactly one job and does it without buzzing

When life gets blurry

Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor

and contortions you fold yourself into when the angle demands it and your dignity does not

More patience

A lens drawn as a set of concentric focus rings — 40mm

4×5 shooters