Gerard the Wildebeest | DIY Paper Craft Animal Kit rhino

Gerard the Wildebeest | DIY Paper Craft Animal Kit rhinoWall Decor Gerard the Wildebeest is a DIY paper animal that you bring to life using the materials included in your Resident paper craft kit. Gerard's Bio Gerard has casually hiked Kilimanjaro. Hes had a beer with Vladimir Putin. Those commercials with the fictional Most Interesting Man in the World? They modeled that guy after Gerard because this beast is the real deal. Hell negotiate a billion dollar deal with Japan before breakfast arrives. Hes

and a nice tumbler of scotch at the end of the day

Jasper's Bio

He's heard about it and wants to know what your reflections on the plot twist are

He's cultured without rubbing it in your face

He's still fun - maybe just in a way where you wish he'd be a bit more carefree

frozen yogurt

Eleanor will continue to provide that reminder every time you run into them slowly meandering around your house

He’s had a beer with Vladimir Putin

Here's the link to the original Donna the Turtle

Outside of retirement planning

white chest or Black head/back/feet

Don’t worry too much though since Louise will be on your side in any fight and she’ll keep watch in your home better than any guard dog (except she won't really be able to attack