The Shortie in Festive. west of breakfast club

The Shortie in Festive. west of breakfast clubMeet the Shorties. They watch reruns of Family Feud from the 70's while sipping Red Bull from their grandmother's china. They stop to pet dogs on the street, especially if said dogs are wearing sweaters. You know that little sibling who fills you in on what's cool? Yeah, that's them. And the real kicker? They love to twin with their other festive friends. You'll dream of playing ping pong in the Hamptons. Likes: Polaroid film, pulling pranks, Oreos

You’ll dream of driving a vintage car down the highway in the fall

They always look perfectly undone

Likes: Polaroid film

) that they’re her favourite child

Can be worn loose

Brass-toned zipper

Dislikes: Passing the aux

They have a disco ball in their bathroom

Maybe you stole it from your dad

Likes: Fringe in all its forms

but let’s face it

Their vocabulary is extensive